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Leg Lamp - 12/9/2018

Last week I pulled the trigger on one of my longest lingering wants.  I finally ordered a leg lamp.  The icon from the classic family film, A Christmas Story arrived two days ago.

Leg Lamp

Today I unboxed it and set it up in the front window just like in the movie.

Leg Lamp

"Holy smokes.  Do... Do you know what this is?  This is... A lamp!  Isn't that great?  What a great lamp."

"It's a Major Award"

"The snap of a few sparks, a quick whiff of ozone, and the lamp blazed forth in unparalleled glory."

"The soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window."

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